Favorite quote of mine: I live to eat and not eat to live.
I ponder sometimes why girls suffer so much just to achieve that impossible size zero? To the point where they get anorexic or having ED. Could we blame it on those fashion mags or simply peer pressure or maybe TOP MODEL show like the ever so famous ANTM. By the way I love this show by Tyra just purely based on the curiosity who is going to win at the end and to see if my guess was right. Don't get me wrong I don't want to be a size ZERO!? Achieving size 8 is almost impossible for me, what to say SIZE ZERO! (Back in school days we were all trying to avoid the ZERO in our makes and now its a TREND to be ZERO. Overall I think curvier* girls are sexier especially in BED. I mean imagine not having the "cushion support" its like sitting in a car without suspension going over road bumps!!
WARNING: IF YOU PUKE AT THE SIGHT OF FOOD PLEASE DO NOT PROCEED FURTHER!!
So why can't girls just enjoy F-O-O-D! I'm sure eating a big FAT juicy CHEESE BEEF BURGER is less painful than having gastric! Am I right?
Any how my entry for today is about CHEF. Yes they cook luscious delicious scrumptious F-O-O-D that we all need in our daily lifes. While having a very delicious rich creamy white sauce Salmon Penne Pasta and a French apple tart with creme Anglaise, I remember a long time ago someone told me that great Chef only comes in two sizes, either skinny ones or really (how should I put it nicely) not so skinny ones :P
And I though that was just a joke. Till it hit me that great Chef really do come in two sizes. Although occasionally there are really hunky ones but you wouldn't look at them the same way would you? (fantasies flying across the kitchen I would say).
So I came up with this theory (yes while having my 2 course meal) whats the reason behind the theory that great chef only comes in two sizes and what makes them better then normal size chefs.
Fat Chef basically creates amazing food through their taste buds. Each time tasting the food and improving it hence the extra extra extra pounds they put on.
Skinny Chef are just plain arrogant. They know what goes well with what and they are confident that the food will taste good without lifting a spoon.
Favorite Chef Quote: Food around the kitchen may have created Fat Chefs but its the Skinny Chef that creates the food around the kitchen
Sunday 27 April 2008
Thursday 24 April 2008
fancy earning some real fast cash?!
So everyone hears a lot of fast cash scheme and most of them are like fake or tho some may be real but uses the pyramids methods, where we normal people usually somehow ends up at the bottom of the pyramids and anticipating every month for that $$$ as promised by our "up stairs" to appear on our bank statement. But only to be disappointed. So I'm gonna start my own "blogging company" which is basically something like eBay (everyone knows how eBay works, right") with a mix of earning quick cash scheme as well. And no pyramids or rectangular monkey business in my business. And the good thing about my company is that I pay you (yes you reading this) to bid. This is where you earn fast cash, understand so far? But there are certain conditions tho, which you must first make sure before participating. And the rest is just you laughing your way to the bank...
Conditions:-
1) You are not residing in Kelso Gardens or Belle Vue Road
2) If you already knew about my plans for this company, your not eligible to participate
3) You must be at least 18 because you need to own a debit/credit card
4) For those who are unfortunately under 18 must get their parents permission first but make sure your parents own a credit/debit card
And yes we (I mean I) accepts
and even cash...
Now here's how it goes, I let you guys bid $$$ on certain objects which I will auction later and even let you name the $$$$ on items that are I ask you guess provided you got it right. All you need to do is place your bids in my chatter box called cozzecorner and your method of payment.
Its that simple. Whatever you do I PAY U!! the price you bid on this items.
Still following me??! If yes (please scroll down), if no (please press ALT+ F4)
ITEM No.1:
This is our very fresh raspberry grown from UK which if bought from Morrisons cost GBP1.92. Its sweet and if you put one in your mouth those little berries will tickle your taste buds and send you to heaven. Better then any "high" there is in this world.
Bidding starts from GBP 0.01
ITEM No.2:
Peppers peppers, they come in all sorts of colours, red yellow green you name it. They are great when eaten raw or mixed in salads. Now these peppers are not ordinary peppers though they can be bought from Morrisons at GBP 1.29. These peppers are special particularly to remind you of things and educate people. Now look carefully at the green pepper, it has a stem which is obviously normal, but i would like to call it a dick and those little abnormal peppers next to the stem is what I would call balls of the peppers. Now imagine the red pepper as a hot sexy female and you know what I'm going to say next vagina peppers since it obviously doesn't have a stem. This would be a cute deco for your bedroom to remind you to always use protection if not things might get really ugly like that red pepper.
Bidding starts at GBP 0.50 for both
ITEM No. 3
Now this may look like a meteor from planet Krypton but I can tell for sure that this is not a meteor rock. So if you can tell me what this mysterious Item No. 3 is and think how much its worth, I will personally pay you the price you mentioned when you get it right.
Guesses starts at GBP 0.10
here a hint : save the image in your comp and enlarge it to see clearly what it is.
$$$ Let The Bidding Begins! and May The Richest Win!! $$$
Closing Date: April 31, 2008
Conditions:-
1) You are not residing in Kelso Gardens or Belle Vue Road
2) If you already knew about my plans for this company, your not eligible to participate
3) You must be at least 18 because you need to own a debit/credit card
4) For those who are unfortunately under 18 must get their parents permission first but make sure your parents own a credit/debit card
And yes we (I mean I) accepts
and even cash...
Now here's how it goes, I let you guys bid $$$ on certain objects which I will auction later and even let you name the $$$$ on items that are I ask you guess provided you got it right. All you need to do is place your bids in my chatter box called cozzecorner and your method of payment.
Its that simple. Whatever you do I PAY U!! the price you bid on this items.
Still following me??! If yes (please scroll down), if no (please press ALT+ F4)
ITEM No.1:
This is our very fresh raspberry grown from UK which if bought from Morrisons cost GBP1.92. Its sweet and if you put one in your mouth those little berries will tickle your taste buds and send you to heaven. Better then any "high" there is in this world.
Bidding starts from GBP 0.01
ITEM No.2:
Peppers peppers, they come in all sorts of colours, red yellow green you name it. They are great when eaten raw or mixed in salads. Now these peppers are not ordinary peppers though they can be bought from Morrisons at GBP 1.29. These peppers are special particularly to remind you of things and educate people. Now look carefully at the green pepper, it has a stem which is obviously normal, but i would like to call it a dick and those little abnormal peppers next to the stem is what I would call balls of the peppers. Now imagine the red pepper as a hot sexy female and you know what I'm going to say next vagina peppers since it obviously doesn't have a stem. This would be a cute deco for your bedroom to remind you to always use protection if not things might get really ugly like that red pepper.
Bidding starts at GBP 0.50 for both
ITEM No. 3
Now this may look like a meteor from planet Krypton but I can tell for sure that this is not a meteor rock. So if you can tell me what this mysterious Item No. 3 is and think how much its worth, I will personally pay you the price you mentioned when you get it right.
Guesses starts at GBP 0.10
here a hint : save the image in your comp and enlarge it to see clearly what it is.
$$$ Let The Bidding Begins! and May The Richest Win!! $$$
Closing Date: April 31, 2008
Thursday 17 April 2008
every womens needs....
Never in my life have i experienced such wonderful soft silky smooth hair! I mean literally i love my new hair. Not because I went for a new haircut or some posh expensive hair treatment or anything like that. But my hair just felt soft bouncy full of life~~ especially when you can categorize me hair as horse hair with all the bleaching and colouring and straightening.
Wooo I'm so excited!! Let me introduce to you Charles Worthington SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER! I mean the shampoo itself without the conditioner gives my hair a soft texture already. I'm always having this problem that each time i tie my hair up and if i would to let it down it gives my hair this folding line which really annoys me as i need to straighten it and which inevitably destroy what was already known as horse hair. But with Charles Worthington, there is no need for straightening anymore! Yup its that good!! :D and its smells delicious like i can almost eat my own hair~
Though it maybe considered a little pricey compared to other brands like TRESemme (known to be saloon professional shampoo at a affordable price - less then GBP2). If your willing to spend on saloon shampoo your better off getting Charles Worthington. Beats all the saloon shampoo out there even Schwarzkopf. Trust me its worth the money to get this baby!! (it cost less then GBP5 approximately RM35 - see its cheap right :x) 5 thumbs up (that includes all my little toe on my feet) for this shampoo.. really live up to its name "FRIZZ SMOOTHING". By the way beware of imitation (the cover is a flip type and not like the original press type)
Okey moving on to the next product, I personally think every lady out there needs a good makeup remover. Yes I'm talking about removing those waterproof mascara without removing your eyelashes with it at the same time. Well again I've tried a few makeup removers and i still think those makeup removers which has oil it in is still the best compared to the liquid only type in general. Liquid type doesn't really remove makeup easily without some hard rubbing. (drum roll please) Introducing L'oreal De-Maq Expert absolute eye and lip makeup remover!~ Its absolutely amazing!! and you can use it even with contact lens on! Though it may cost around GBP 5 - 6 but its the most amazing thing ever invented after telephone and Charles Worthington shampoo of cause! :P Anyway its great and I'm about to finish my second bottle~~ and you know whats the best thing it doesn't leave your skin/face oily~ that means you can hit bed after a late night without washing your face (yes i know its disgusting but would you have the strength to do so when your pissed drunk??!)
L'oreal miracle makeup remover oh ya don't get those that comes in a tube or gel type its doesn't work as great as this one.
And one more thing, before i finish off today blogging. Are you experiencing dry hands due to the weather (like the crazy weather in Leeds) or maybe you just want to your loved ones to hold a baby soft hands. Then you should just forget Johnson&Johnson baby lotion. Instead try Nivea Soft intensive moisturising cream which contains Jojoba oil and vitamin E. It gives fast result with just one application. And the best part is not only can you use it on your hand, you can use it on your face body and anywhere else that need that extra boost of softness (even your butt cheeks~! jk). p.s: Don't ever try buying Superdrug Hand Therapy. Its crap and it stinks after awhile of not using it.. doesn't do anything to your dry hands except making it smell awful...
Superdrug vs. Nivea Soft
Wooo I'm so excited!! Let me introduce to you Charles Worthington SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER! I mean the shampoo itself without the conditioner gives my hair a soft texture already. I'm always having this problem that each time i tie my hair up and if i would to let it down it gives my hair this folding line which really annoys me as i need to straighten it and which inevitably destroy what was already known as horse hair. But with Charles Worthington, there is no need for straightening anymore! Yup its that good!! :D and its smells delicious like i can almost eat my own hair~
Charles W. Vs. TRE Semme shampoo challenge
Though it maybe considered a little pricey compared to other brands like TRESemme (known to be saloon professional shampoo at a affordable price - less then GBP2). If your willing to spend on saloon shampoo your better off getting Charles Worthington. Beats all the saloon shampoo out there even Schwarzkopf. Trust me its worth the money to get this baby!! (it cost less then GBP5 approximately RM35 - see its cheap right :x) 5 thumbs up (that includes all my little toe on my feet) for this shampoo.. really live up to its name "FRIZZ SMOOTHING". By the way beware of imitation (the cover is a flip type and not like the original press type)
Okey moving on to the next product, I personally think every lady out there needs a good makeup remover. Yes I'm talking about removing those waterproof mascara without removing your eyelashes with it at the same time. Well again I've tried a few makeup removers and i still think those makeup removers which has oil it in is still the best compared to the liquid only type in general. Liquid type doesn't really remove makeup easily without some hard rubbing. (drum roll please) Introducing L'oreal De-Maq Expert absolute eye and lip makeup remover!~ Its absolutely amazing!! and you can use it even with contact lens on! Though it may cost around GBP 5 - 6 but its the most amazing thing ever invented after telephone and Charles Worthington shampoo of cause! :P Anyway its great and I'm about to finish my second bottle~~ and you know whats the best thing it doesn't leave your skin/face oily~ that means you can hit bed after a late night without washing your face (yes i know its disgusting but would you have the strength to do so when your pissed drunk??!)
L'oreal miracle makeup remover oh ya don't get those that comes in a tube or gel type its doesn't work as great as this one.
And one more thing, before i finish off today blogging. Are you experiencing dry hands due to the weather (like the crazy weather in Leeds) or maybe you just want to your loved ones to hold a baby soft hands. Then you should just forget Johnson&Johnson baby lotion. Instead try Nivea Soft intensive moisturising cream which contains Jojoba oil and vitamin E. It gives fast result with just one application. And the best part is not only can you use it on your hand, you can use it on your face body and anywhere else that need that extra boost of softness (even your butt cheeks~! jk). p.s: Don't ever try buying Superdrug Hand Therapy. Its crap and it stinks after awhile of not using it.. doesn't do anything to your dry hands except making it smell awful...
Superdrug vs. Nivea Soft
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